"Midwestern Vegas Versailles"… lol!

It's a shoe-in for "Most suicides by main architects per project".

I'm baffled by the big fireplace in the 3rd image. I mean, the fireplace itself is kinda neat, but there's a fucking wall right opposite it only 10 feet away! How the FUCK are you supposed to use that space?!

Imagine the conversations they must have had with the architect. How many times would the architect have had to utter "You're serious?"…

They're less likely to go on shooting sprees, though.

Yes, Mr. Heche, everything stinks.

St. Ronnie was president in 1984, so he was pretty spot-on.

This is what poor people would imagine a rich person would live like.

It would look better with money literally pasted over all these abominations, to be fair.

I think American Dad! will be way up there. Seth MacFarlane is undoubtedly one of the best voice actors of our generation, but they've also got Scott Grimes, Wendy Schaal, Patrick Stewart, and Kevin Michael Richardson.

Renesmee can't be THAT bad…

What's this about "on-the-nose"?

Are you telling me that videogame LIED??

Ever on-brand, aren't you?

I was tempted to start trolling conservative websites by declaring that staring at the eclipse being bad for your eyes is just a globalist conspiracy to keep real Americans from enjoying the sight.

Sounds like Vegas odds to me.

Nice!

NERD!

Pinch-hitting for Pedro Borbón… Manny Mota! Mota! mota…

It's actually a better investment than "1999" since there's another total eclipse in North America in 2024.