Dorks.

I've yet to hear a good argument why they shouldn't just let the white walkers through the wall. They couldn't be worse than the current management of Westeros.

The analogy I came up with is that most politicians spend months casing a joint, studying the schedules of guards and transfers of money, in order to slip in and out with the loot without anyone being the wiser.

Well, you just killed my boner.

It's like the old Roman Emperors who'd make more and more enemies as they drained the coffers with their excessively lavish lifestyles.

I, for one, welcome our hot blond shirtless hunk overlords.

The guy who looked like he was raiding his own prescription pad, you mean?

Nebraska has a non-partisan legislature, though in practice the legislators coordinate with political organizations. It's really hard to get rid of parties altogether.

If we're talking time machines, let's go back and prevent the Trump presidency from even being a possibility by teaching John Hinckley Jr. how to aim.

Around here? Are you kidding?

It consistently reminds me of the Secret Service officers "protecting" the old president in Transmetropolitan.

The few rich guys at the top bail out with golden parachutes and everyone else gets fucked when the system collapses? Bingo!

Don't be crude.

You could make the same argument about Trump.

All but the orange-wavelength ones, which get to escape.

It would take one of those weeks to drain him.

You don't really notice the absence of something you didn't know existed.

They may have originated it, but it moved through Arabia before it got to the West.

You'd THINK that the electoral process would take care of that….

"Eh… a 7 at best. No wonder I forgot about her."