Exhibit C: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/a…

I'll say. Every now and then it takes my computer like 5-10 minutes to start up, and you'd need to be fucking Confucius to sit through that without a cigarette.

Yeah, I mean, I'm thankful he saved us from Terry Gilliam's version, but I wish somebody saved us from his as well.

Gamera is dancing with Kenny "The Patch" Cosgrove.

I know she'd never do it, but Tina Fey would be so dope.

Thank you, Mr. Meeseeks. Look at me.

Dude, and fucking lightning bolts coming off Jack's guitar.

Oh man, I saw this for the first time one Christmas I was spending at
my parents' house, and life had never felt less worth living. Devastating film.

Didn't anyone tell Colbert that, if you have to translate it, the joke isn't funny?

Surprising to see no mention of the music video, which is almost as iconic, and captures the ethos of the song better than almost any example I can think of.

Any man that can make a movie like Along Came Polly into a classic is one Hollywood just can't afford to lose. Really feeling this one. RIP

Does anybody know where you can buy official Superbowl XLVIII snowglobes?

Hey, so long as Raphael is cool but rude, and Michelangelo is a party dude, I'll be happy.

Cute photo, but missing a #DOOBIEBOWL.

The Ghost of Snapchat's Toast.

The name is Marty Mcfly — I'm a time, travelin' guy! Back to the past and the future, I cross and I criss — Hey Broadway, you know that new sound you were looking for? Well listen to this!

Wasn't Rihanna in that one?

Theatre troupes? I hate theatre troupes!

Best enjoyed over a bowl of Shia LaBoeuf Bourguignon

This is what we were promised.