I don't really think you do. There's no reason DC couldn't have kicked off with a Justice League movie that takes place after the League is already up and running. Every time a new superhero movie comes out we all complain about yet another origin story. How refreshing would it be to just get a big superhero adventure…

Think about it this way: after a couple of really shitty movies in a row (and one middling one before that) you'd be supporting the one that turns things around and finally gets it right. Then skip Justice League, like I plan to do.

If she has to move on from Sunny it's nice to see she's landed another great role.

Nah, just you.

Please tell me that was actually in the script.

I saw it as part of a drive in double feature. The other movie? Face/Off. I was in high school at the time and was visiting family, and I went with my dad and uncles. I felt so grown up.

Don't get me wrong, I would've loved it if he had been playing Dick. I was more responding to the Robin part of your comment than the Dick part. Blake skips the Robin step and jumps straight to Batman. I was OK with him being an original character mostly because it left a bit of mystery. If he had been Dick Grayson I…

He's not really Robin, though. He's Batman v2.0. I think that line at the end is less an attempt to make him Robin than it is a throwaway joke.

I keep meaning to watch it again. I last saw it when I was still getting physical discs from Netflix, so it's been a few years at least. I fell asleep multiple times trying to watch it, but I'm pretty sure it was late and I was already really tired. It's possible that my most recent viewing is skewing my opinion…

I'd actually flip that. The first is dreadfully dull. It feels like it's nine hours long.

Is this really where we are now? The left and right each claiming that the other side hates democracy? What an absolute load.

That was a hit squad, plain and simple. Their orders were to shoot on sight.

This is the most baffling nonsense I've read all day. Thanks for the laughs.

That doesn't even seem remotely plausible.

Not the best example. You might've just picked the most boring version of Superman.

They tend to do that on Archer. Off the top of my head, they did the same thing with Eugene Mirman, Christian Slater, and Matthew Rhys. Hell, I didn't even recognize Matthew Rhys' voice. I only knew it was him because the character looked exactly like him.

And who has to stop them? The Rock Bottom Remainders!

I burned through all of Crichton's stuff in middle school/high school as well, and I think your memory of Airframe is a bit wonky. It wasn't any longer or shorter than any of his other books. In fact, Wikipedia says it's only 352 pages long.

CW cut ties with Hulu recently, so if you don't have cable you either have to wait for Netflix or use their app/website. The last five or so episode of all their shows are available on the app so it's pretty nice, but the ads rarely change so it can get a bit exhausting.

Because they are not just rulers, they are pawns in a much larger game.