I think it’s sweet that Nick Jonas’ mom will do his laundry when he’s home. You got to enjoy that shit while you can, that closeness, because you get old and your parents get sick and/or die and all you have left are photos and pie recipes that make your kitchen smell like childhood. TLDR: be careful asking people…

Also, isn’t this how Catwoman started? I would totally be down for an elderly Japanese grandma becoming Catwoman. She tries to knit, but she keeps getting distracted and batting the balls of yarn around. She knocks the figurines her grandkids get her off the shelves for no reason. She takes long naps, wakes up, moves…

Oh I think she has her next meal planned...

Stray cats? My cat has a damned home and she still tries to murder me. She’s going to regret it when she succeeds and then can’t open her own cans of food.

I, for one, welcome our cat overlords.

Maybe he qualifies as such in 2017 because he hasn’t raped anyone.

uh, what about the part where she doesn’t want to be called the thing that you’re lauding her for defining

Fuck yes. This is courageous.

That’s great that they are using their positions to speak out against the wrongs of the world. I watched one of the pageants last month (?) where a contestant used her time to speak out against Trump’s “both sides” comments.

So much empty skin around such a small face

What the fuck is going on with his face? He looks like an android that got pulled off the production line before its skin had fully set.

He’s white like yogurt and his last name’s Cheban. I will call him Chebani.

We need you more than ever, hero ex employee!

#notallheroeswearcapes

He’s been accused(by me) of not really deserving the Oscar for The Revenant, but actually deserved it for What’s eating Gilbert Grape all those years ago. And also not marrying Kate Winslet when when he had the chance, cause their love for each other is undeniable.

Hot Take: Oprah’s Favorite Things seems kind of pointless without a studio full of middle aged moms treating a free Baker’s Edge Brownie Pan like it’s some kind of religious experience.

If you don’t think Simmons and Embiid are among the most interesting players to watch in the NBA, then you, sir, are a crap fan.

Ok but where was the proposal everyone was actually waiting for?

That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.

Church goers are racist hypocrites. What a shock!