THIS. 98.687 percent of the population between the ages of 21-65 has a laptop, a smart phone, and an internet connection. NO ONE NEEDS TO WORK IN AN OFFICE.

If Drew Brees is so great, why does he hate our troops?

Tom Hardy is def a boyfriend. Also this video almost caused my uterus to expel my IUD via sheer will:

Same shit as yesterday.  Jez writers are really really starting to suck. 

I am far from a T-swift fan but I can’t help but find it ridiculous to be mad at this. Also it’s easy to shit on people after the fact.

Uh, where was Taylor Swift during the 2016 presidential election?

Guys seriously, can we just for ONCE, give props to Taylor when she does something right? You don’t have to crown her Queen of Jezebel, but legit, this was a good thing she did. Today I’m thinking of all her LBGT fans who must be feeling real fucking awesome about their fave sticking up for them politically in this…

I think Pete Davidson is fucking hilarious and spot on. I don’t get the hate. His bit was really good. In fact most of his bits are.

He’s finally healthy, finally got paid, and is still bellyaching and talking trash about his teammates. He’s talented, but can we agree that he’s a fuckboi?

I got to the airport on time. I picked up breakfast at the airport and got to the gate on time. I sat down, at the gate. and started eating my breakfast. A flight was boarding but because I didn’t hear my flight called, I didn’t know it was my flight. I watched them close the door to the jetway while I was sitting…

So how old was Ivanka at the time of the date?

O.M.G

I went out with a guy once for coffee, and then once more on a “real” date. It was half way through this one that, thanks to chit chat, a family photo, and his distinctive first name, I realized his dad was one of my regular clients.

A guy I knew from high school. Found me on fb when we were about 28/29. He wanted to get dinner. Ok, sure. After the meal had arrived, he got a phone call that sounded serious. He asked the caller, “Are you ok? Do you need me to come?” I thought, “No way. This m-effer is pulling the fake emergency call on me!” He got…

I went out with this dude I wasn’t particularly interested in, because he introduced himself to me at a club as a good friend of my friend Vince, saying Vince thought we would hit it off.

I already contributed, but I’m writing another one where *I* was the horror on the first date.

I was an adult woman and an adult man took me to a Buffalo Wild Wings located inside a movie theater on our first date, but we weren’t going to a movie. This was 2008-ish, so early enough that most people did not have smart phones and therefore didn’t necessarily have a camera in their pocket. After the server takes…

First Date: He took me to a great dinner, nice place, and during asked the waiter how much longer dinner would take, we had a show to get to. I, having no idea about the show, asked what we were seeing. He said he was taking me to the newly opened high class strip joint. I am young, I am impressionable, I have never…

I had a guy ask me if I had any tattoos and when I drew out the simple one I had on a napkin, he got super quiet and told me that my tattoo was a design he had written about in a story years ago and that because I had it, I was the Chosen One.