In every way possible the very last person you would ever expect to be employed by Barstool.

Some people mature. Some people just have birthdays.

Excellent intro, Drew.

193 more women

The fan, a woman in her 40s,

Why aren’t white people tired of seeing the next generation make a permanent record of their shitty behavior? Where are the white community leaders to set a positive example for their children?

i’m going to post this on every article about gwen and her christmas music / life choices as a palette cleanser and antidote:

when she was 14-years-old

Starred for the “Nope Train to Fuckthatville,” a phrase I have never heard but plan on using every 5 minutes for the rest of my life.

“Your honor my clients role was severely diminished without his knowledge. You will see in this early text message between Mr. Rule and Mr. McFarland, to be entered into evidence states: ‘Now every little thing that we do, Should be between me and you...’

5 guys is infinitely better than In-N-Out. If you disagree let me know and we can arrange a meet up somewhere to fight, where the loser has to eat their weight in the lesser chain’s burgers and fries

Damn, how much more burning can California take?

My phone had become disconnected from my Nest app, and my wife used to work overnights. I was once too hot while trying to fall asleep, so instead of walking ~20 feet to adjust the thermostat I texted her to ask that she turn the AC up. With her phone. From work.

I was told there would be no math.

I really, really hope Trump responds. Or dies. Whatever.

There’s a subtle thing here that’s especially lovely: Pop’s the US Men’s National coach for the rest of Trump’s term. And that fucking RULES.

I’m mostly offended at the idea of drinking beer out of a straw.

You misunderstand; he simply loves America so damn much that he’s letting the flag fuck him in the ass.

Really makes you think this backlash isn’t about respecting the country at all, doesn’t it?