i’ve been drunk enough to voluntarily eat Arbys, but never drunk enough to become racist.

UGH. As a city parent, I cannot overstate the importance of corner stores to healthy communities. Corner stores (we don’t really call them bodegas and the owners are usually Palestinian) serve as the grandmas for the neighborhood. The corner stores keep an eye out, and they sweep the sidewalk, and they lend you a…

You’re a weak person who should stay out of cities, then.

OMFG - maybe it was a lazy choice for HER?? I honestly don’t see the issue with her comments at all. Seriously. Does anyone actually read this and think that she talks about ALL the c sections ever done? Because to me it reads pretty clearly as a personal experience. And why not?

I agree, but in this instance - the person wrote the movie originally also happens to be an experienced theater veteran who is married to a guy who does music. This is not like... the biggest leap we have seen in terms of movies becoming musicals.

Wow you people really don’t like him, do you?

The woman who first told the story as a blind item has said it was not Louis CK. Another comic, Doug Stanhope, came forward and said it was him, not Louis CK. So why is he still being tarred with this brush? I’m sure he’s not without faults, but it’s been pretty much verified that this isn’t one of them.

Isn’t him saying...

“So it’s not real? “No.” he responded. “They’re rumors, that’s all that is.””

“I HATE SLAVERY!” killed me.

He’s out pretty late for a school night.

I laughed way too hard at this. Except I also have a broken collarbone, so now I’m in a ton of pain.

V excited for this episode of Law & Order: SVU.

The winner gave a good response too to a question about the Paris Climate Agreement, saying it was wrong for the US to have pulled out given the evidence we have about climate change.

But is it a commercial that actually makes you want to buy the product it’s advertising? It just made me think that Halo is the product of AI who barely understand the concept of ice cream or human emotion. Which I guess is fitting, because the shit tastes that way too.

A child’s job is to attend school. They will not have access to school lunches if they do not fulfill their obligations and attend school.

They. Are. Children. What the fuck are they supposed to do, have empty bellies and possibly get bad grades because their minds are on that instead of their schoolwork? And who the fuck says that getting free meals via the government for the rest of their lives will be their takeaway? Awfully presumptuous.

I mean, feel free to explain to little Janie all about your Randian jerkoff fantasy and how her mother is a leech on the system but Janie is eight and she’s hungry and she doesn’t understand why adults who have food won’t give her food when she’s hungry.

I was one of two kids in my class in elementary school grade (year after year) who qualified for free/reduced. I had a special colored lunch ticket that I was humiliated by — so much so that I’d often opt to go without rather than flash that thing. So many kids would rather be hungry than embarrassed. I was one. I am…

I’ve just not been able to determine, at any point in the last 10 years, who Gap thought they were making clothes for. I still enjoy their Gap Body stuff, and when their athletic stuff is on sale I’ll take a peek, but their regular clothes are just so fucking bizarre. It’s like hey, what if we took regular t-shirts…