The Mean Girls musical—which is still happening—will be updated for “the present time,” because 2004 is now as far distant as the 1950s. The Victorian era. The time of the Romans!

This is a man who had Jeff George’s cock in his mouth so long he could describe it down to the root. This is a man who not three hours after Steve McNair was murdered by his mistress chose to write an article calling him a lousy husband & father all the while extolling the virtues of strip clubs. This is a man who…

Yeah, let’s be honest, she’s at minimum Third Daughter.

Damn Ray. When you saw that picture after really advocating for Kaepernick it must have felt like you got stabbed in the back.

Ray Lewis is human garbage.

So I’m guessing there was no date No. 2?

Exactly. I don’t understand this side of Jezebel, ever. It’s fucking annoying.

*sidenote*

I think something is wrong with me. I kind of like Daniel...

But but but if he did his job like he was supposed to and not violate the fourth amendment then how on earth is he supposed to look like the cop with the most power and biggest penis in front of all the other cops!?! Did you even think about how important his ego is to him Stig? I bet you didn’t.

He also preached to survivors not to give in to a “victimhood mentality” then passed around the collection plate. I’m not kidding. He passed around the collection plate asking people who have probably lost everything to give him money. This guy has no shame and doesn’t even pretend to be anything other than a money…

I think it’s like 1000% more obvious when you see it in motion. In pictures, yeah, she looks great, but there’s something off when she talks.

It’s hard because we don’t get to be as self righteous about celebrity gossip but at least it puts an end to this awful woke call out culture.

Celebrities are damned if they do and damned if they don’t. If they don’t speak out they are not “using their platform”. If they do speak out, they will definitely make a mistake (because they’re human) and people tell them they are out of touch and to stfu. Suddenly they are cancelled because of how “problematic”…

but much worse he talks bad about me to our four year old daughter.

Seriously, wtf is it with TS hate? She’s freaking 28 years old, she’s coming into herself as a person. And yeah, she’s channelling a different aspect of her personality. May I remind everyone that at her age Beyonce introduced Sasha Fierce?

I laughed at the dancers’ “I <3 TS” shirts. I do think Taylor reads all the comments.

Confession: the more I hear this song, the more I like it. I don’t want to like it but the heart wants what it wants.

Holy shit am I tired of hearing the phrase “playing the victim” used about a woman who was literally just in a courtroom getting justice for being sexually assaulted this month.