Nobody has ever accused me of pulling any weapon on them

That story was told better than any Ted Talk ever.

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

What pisses me off most about jagoffs like this guy...

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

My late cat, Fatty (named that for the obvious reasons), would tear open the kibble bags and gorge himself if I left them out. So I started putting them in a cabinet. He figured out how to open the cabinet. Fatty was a fat bastard.

As a cat owner, that looks like an absolutely gigantic pain in the ass to feed your cat. I’m not hunting down some toy mouse every morning and afternoon to fill with kibble for them. It’s bad enough I have two cats I have to portion control how much they eat and another that has to get different prescription food. Do…

Personally I’m tired of people attacking interracial relationships. I hated when Jill Scott did it several years ago and I hate it now. Because underneath the rant about interracial relationships is the hatred of biracial people. We get it, you don’t think we should exist.

I’ve heard Stevie Wonder also puts on a red costume and patrols the streets of Hell’s Kitchen every night as well. Many people are saying this.

Harder said than done for the anxiety wracked amongst us, but a good goal to work for. Another technique I’ve picked up over the years is to remind myself that people spend 99% of the time thinking of themselves and not thinking about a minor stupidity that an acquaintance said.

Panthers fan here. There was concern last year, coming off his ACL injury, that his weight had ballooned. Early on in the season, there were reports of Panthers FO and coaching staff people grumbling about his “conditioning”.

this is exactly why I’ve never dated her.

According to witnesses, Sherman threw the ball back to Wilson and yelled, “You f—-ing suck!”

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

Albert Breer and Curt Schilling still need more proof that it actually happened. You know, they’re doing amazing things with video manipulation these days.

anyone noticing a pattern in this comment?

The best female tennis player of all time

Well, the employee said, “I want that.” And United Airlines asked, “Are you a 10 year-old girl wearing leggings?” And when the employee said no, United decided to revoke the passenger’s ticket with extreme prejudice.

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.