I literally am incapable of being in the real world and surviving.

Oh God, I’m 29 and was just starting to feel okay about the fact that I have achieved nothing.

I just checked on my brother, who lives in Stockholm. He says he was lucky to have escaped.

Anything and everything regarding Robin Thicke:

1. I have never seen Miracle on 34th Street.

TWINS

Good for them, babies are great. That photo, though....that’s pretty fucking awkward.

Organize my people? As though as a white woman, all other white women are my people? Not only is that statement is not in any way helpful to the progressive cause (as white women are not given magical powers to convince the worst of white society to change their minds), it also serves to create a false division…

I’m a good boy. Please stop asking if Donald Trump is a good boy. I don’t know who else is a good boy. Just throw the damn ball.

“I also know several people who felt excluded ... and I think it’s because it was about so many things at once.”

What’s with these purity tests that people on the left require of one another?

image h/t: Penultimate Straw, b3ta.com

Good sports trolling is Good

Psh, this guy basically wrote the book on hiring foreigners and stashing assets abroad.

Autonomy over one’s own body is a right.

If you’re anti-abortion but respect that it’s your personal decision and are cool with letting others do whatever they want because they ALSO get to make that personal decision, by all means join us.

Damn, you weren’t kidding