Nick was Backstreet. Aaron beat Shaq. He put it in the hoop like slam.

A pretty butterfly . . .

I’m not even sure the friend doesn’t like her. Maybe he does, but maybe he just got married and his friends aren’t as much of a priority any more. It happens.

Is this that swimsuit I’ve been stalking for like 4 years on modcloth and can’t pull the trigger on?

I agree wholeheartedly. It seems that everyone will hate whoever is moving at a pace other than their own though.

That’s true. This is actually the first season I watched so I am not sure what they’ve done in the past. Though since Peter’s whole thing seemed to go beyond skepticism and into rejecting the premise (he said he couldn’t be sure of anyone in three months, which, again, reasonable, but poor showmanship), it seems…

I think all your predictions are right except one: I got my money on Eric for next Bachelor. Peter’s wait-and-see approach to relationships, though reasonable under normal conditions, would create problems for a Bachelor season.

So then jogging on the sidewalk is fine as long as you’re considerate to other pedestrians, right? I mean, not everyone lives near parks or has access to running tracks . . .

While I agree that joggers on sidewalks have to yield to regular pedestrians . . . where are people supposed to jog?

I love how they were in Spain but fucking everything looked like Pier 1 vomited all over it.

Of the final three, I was surprised that Eric was easily the most likable, since he had such a rocky start on the show. Peter was charming at first, but in the last few episodes he seemed like he did not want to be there (like this whole episode he barely touched her . . . he was doing this weird barely brushing her…

Sometimes marriages don’t break up because of cheating, and if a big wealth disparity develops during the course of the marriage with no prenup, you still might have to pay your spouse a shitton of money during the divorce — not because you did anything wrong, but because the wealth you generated during the marriage…

I don’t see why her paying her husband a million dollars suggests she did anything wrong? I mean, I think if one spouse becomes wealthy during the course of a marriage, the other typically gets a piece of that pie when they split.

Yeah, it’s because she’s white. The Biennial also had a painting of Philando Castile’s death by a black artist but no one wants to talk about that (I found both paintings, Henry Taylor’s Philando Castile and Schutz’s Open Casket to be quite moving).

Utter certainty is a myth. Though I think as long as you’ve had all the important conversations your odds of staying together go way up. Like how many kids do you both want? When? How are you going to pay for them? If childcare costs exceed what one of you are making, who stays home? Are you both comfortable with…

I’m having trouble finding exact stats on the fly, but everything I’ve ever seen puts it well above half.

Not necessarily. The vast majority of criminal offenses in federal court get plead out, whether it is “white collar” or drug crime. There’s a huge incentive to not go to trial, regardless of the offense. I mean, it’s possible he will or is getting special treatment, but the fact that they’re working out a plea isn’t…

YES.

Armie Hammer has always looked a decade older than he is. It’s very fucked up to me that he’s younger than Lena Dunham and Dane DeHaan.

I agree. He had that unfortunate one-two punch of bad with The Lone Ranger (which was actually pretty good if you look past Depp’s Tonto which was basically a lose all around) and J. Edgar (which was actually terrible), but it seems like he’s been getting some interesting stuff lately. I mean, the guy’s only, like,…