This is exactly how I felt after seeing A Bigger Splash. Luca G can do no wrong.

In my fenced in back yard?

Nah, copperheads are dangerous AF. My neighbors lost two dogs to them. Copperheads gotta die. Especially if you have a dog.

No the photos weren’t of Hasids, they weren’t even necessarily of Jewish people (cause identity is flexible or something). It was more something like as the baloney decays over time the images become unidentifiable, like how you lose your identity over time or something. Here’s a little blurb about it:

I don’t think so but I’m not sure. I think they were pasted somehow.

I just barfed in my mouth a little

I actually found the painting moving in person, though I didn’t think much of it when I saw it online.

I saw the painting of Emmett Till at the biennial, which also included a painting depicting Philando Castile’s death by a black artist (Henry Taylor), and a large instillation featuring images of “Jewish” New Yorkers affixed to pieces of baloney by another black artist (Pope.L). I think the identity of the artist can…

Poisoned/drugged candy on Halloween has happened once. By a father who wanted to collect life insurance on his 8 year old son :-( :-( :-(

You have to opt into it. So no one can find me unless I opt in and vice versa.

I did 23 and me recently. It was kind of interesting, but no way in hell am I opting into the find your relatives option. Some things should stay unknown.

While, in fairness, most men in Coen brothers movies are also victims of violence or stupid sluts.

Wait, is pretending to be Christian a celebrity thing? I thought it was a politician thing? I thought celebrities pretended to be either (1) Buddhist or (2) Jewish (see: Kabbalah, Whoopi Goldberg).

Yeah, team Beiber on this one. Don’t try to block a moving vehicle. Sounds like Beiber handled it correctly.

what does this mean?

I feel uniquely qualified to opine on this because I follow both Nicki Minaj and Young Thug on instagram . . . they both seem pretty expensive.

Ah, I see. Though as I am less scrupulous than you, I will say I am Catholic and was kind of surprised by the pope’s statement, since the official church position is it’s okay to remove life support where there isn’t a reasonable chance there will be any improvement and the patient desires it (or, if there’s no living…

But because nothing in life is easy, too much vitamin C will also CAUSE canker sores. :-( :-( :-(

I was actually pretty disappointed in High Rise* . . . except for the Luke Evans parts. Damn. He stole that movie. I desperately want him to be Bond, and for Bond to be bi. But, like, the movie get promoted like it’s just your normal, hetero-Bond and then you get to the first hook-up (roughly 20 minutes into the…

Living wills are always a good decision! But just of of curiosity, what religion believes hospice care is murder?