The part was so brief it would be hard to fuck it up, and I don’t think she did. A little out of place, maybe, but not terrible. If they did trim it because she sucked, then they did a pretty good job covering.

EWWWWWW no i didn’t know that ಠ_ಠ

Je suis utilitybinch.

She was fine in Gone Girl, but also she only had one scene that was mostly boobs and then the one above, which was pretty short, so hard to make a judgment about whether an acting career is viable or not based on that.

Are we the double life of veronique? Will I die in a car crash after stealing your girlfriend au revoir shosanna from inglorious basterds? The world may never know.

She was in Gone Girl for like 2 seconds:

I was good at small talk for the brief, shining 3 month period in the summer of 2011 when I tried online dating. I rallied and was charming dammit. Now I’m married and hideously out of practice at talking to strangers in non-professional environments.

Am also that way. Can confirm: it rubs people the wrong way.

She is on point with the H-branding though.

Not quite. Close tho. Some of it might be aging. I’ve always had a slow metabolism though, so putting on weight due to very small lifestyle changes is nothing new. Around the time I was 25 though I was very disappointed to discover that running a few times a week no longer staved off weight gain.

Same. I thought exercising would balance out my love of scotch and chicken wings, but no. I guess the upshot is since I have to do push-ups at a higher weight now it means my arms are stronger? Silver linings.

I feels ya. I gained 10 lbs for like no apparent reason in the last 6 months. Didn’t look like Kendall Jenner to begin with either.

Well, in fairness . . .

It would be generous to describe the response to what’s come out about it so far as mixed. Dark Tower is potentially a huge property, but from what I’ve heard (I have not read it) one that would be incredibly difficult to adapt both because of its scope and the content (again, I haven’t read it but what I have read…

Holy shit. Has this picture been doctored? Or has Pence aged like a million years in the last 6 months? I mean, I would too under the circumstances, but damn. He’s always looked about his age but he’s legit at least 70 here.

Elba’s going to be one of the leads in Dark Tower and that will probably fail miserably, which I imagine will hurt his chances for a big-budget leading man push.

But in fairness to your original point I am a creep.

I call my husband “my [his name].” I think this falls into the category of “fine when people I whose intentions I trust do it, but creepy when not.”

As a fucksquatch, I find his routine very triggering.

It makes sense then that many of them would seem meh. Superhero franchises seem to have taken over the blockbuster landscape, and then there’s still this weird impulse to make award season prestige movies, which end up feeling kind of bland, so you have this group of stars Marvel created, who as individual…