Some important points. 1) Being anti-vax is a choice. 2) It endangers the lives of the innocent. 3) It’s built on a pack of debunked lies.

If i were buying a Tesla, i would opt for the All-Weather package, unlike these two cheapskates.

“Well the back fell off.”

I mean, I heard the panel gaps were pretty big on the 3, but this is ridiculous.  

All these years I just assumed it was because pretzels were actually a fruit, like tomatoes or something.

That’s basically the premise of The Bachelor, isn’t it? It really is.

Would you be interested in a six-article deal from Jezebel?

I bet she wrote about that in her diary!

“I noticed the film was in focus and properly lit. Was that intentional?”

I guess pooping on it is technically a form of acknowledgment.

I don’t think I’ve ever attended nor been a part of such a Q&A where this precise scenario did not present itself.

I vaguely remember reading about a MST3K con where during the q&a some asshole got up and tried to ask Bridget Jones on a date—with her husband Mike Nelson sitting right next to her.

Hi Reid, how are you? I want to say first that this article was AMAZING, and we’re all thrilled just to be reading it right now.

This is like every history lecture I’ve been to. There’s always a few people who fancy themselves experts because they’ve read *a book* and they’d now like to engage their “peer” on a matter of discourse right there from the audience.

My screenplay must be acknowledged!

Well, he did ask a question right out of the box, “How are you doing tonight?” but since no one answered, he felt compelled to go on. I blame the panelists.

I’d agree, though I also think they’ve done a good job of making Cap an interesting character too. He SHOULD be a bore, but I’ve enjoyed Evans in the role and the character’s almost naive commitment to a belief in pure good and evil. Feel true to a comic book character.

Sigh... You know, if they wanna masturbate to it, they should just say they want to masturbate to it. We’ll all appreciate the honesty.

Clear solution. Get a smaller tv...

... which means that most people will either have to A) get a new controller, B) get an extension cord, or C) dangle an HDMI cable across their living rooms, risking danger to their significant others, pets, and Roombas.