Must be hard at this point to be pro-Preller and move forward.

Or celebrating his own personal achievement and acting like they were going to lap their opponent when it was 17-7 he is black so I don’t like him.

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

Uncle Sam’s Misguided Children...... fuck you triggered me to go on a rant that has nothing to do with this post.

Wall: Sometimes I’ll just walk up to him and show him a picture of my house, which is filled with basketballs. Basketballs I may never ever pass to him.

Listen, I’m just glad you overcame your stroke and can use a keyboard again. I’m sure your tastebuds will come back eventually.

What the fuck are you doin Phil

nobody wants to sound like the white media guy supporting the Great White Hope over the Black Superstar Du Jour.

Jesus Christ are you really making me pick sides between Florio and JJ Watt?

Everyone is going to be so pissed when GS wins Game 7 at home after Draymond punches LeBron’s dick clean off.

I can’t believe this asshole actually said that. I was like...did he just say what I think he said?? What a fuckin piece of shit.

In happier news, Draymond’s foot is pregnant with Steven Adams’ baby.

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Black Mamba Blocked After Bleak Mambo

Replace “hitting” with “running over repeatedly” and “puppy” with “son”.

One time my brother threw a quarter into the toll tray from two cars back (the guy was one coin short and taking forever). The gate went up and I actually applauded from the passenger seat. This is the only thing I’ve seen that compares to that.

Does Donald do everything right? No. Does Donald do anything right? Just one thing. Donald gives really good butterfly kisses. You know, where you put your eye up to someone else’s eye and bat your eyelashes? That’s a butterfly kiss. It takes a special emotional connection to do properly. You can always tell a faker,…

You, sir, have the boorish manner of a Yalie.

Christ, Harvard really is insufferable in every imaginable way.