RT @Ravens The child deeply regrets his role in the incident.

I think we are all grateful he doesn't play for the Pooptons.

Once upon a season dreary,
while I pondered a weak secondary
And dreams of many quaint and curious playoffs of forgotten lore
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came thunder clapping,
As of reporters fap fap fapping, fapping at Ray of yore
What murder? Sell some jerseys! Bilk the fans! Forget the gore!

I think he was just scared that finger gun was real

"But this is not friend time, it's opponent time, and my focus is on the Dolphins."