Not to mention, Sandoval definitely knew it was coming. Sandoval has a history of sliding like that, and Jiminez isn't afraid to work the body.

It looks like he hit him exactly where you want to put a retaliation heater, which is right between the shoulder blades. It won’t stop him from playing but he will remember that sting and impending lump next time he’s lumbering from first and considers a slide like that into the ankles of a middle infielder. As a…

+1 to Jiminez for doing his job. If you're going to slide like that you better be prepared to wear one.

The true fact that the tank is even a thing isn't because of McDavid - it's Eichel. The statistical odds of getting McDavid aren't worth it, however the guarantee of getting one of them by virtue of being last is a completely different story.

The New York Football Giants of 2009-2012 are like, "+1".

I'm going to go ahead and add Chappie to that list now. Fuckin Chappie.

That looked like a defensive tackle lining up a guard on an interception return. He didn't even bother making it look like an accident and he didn't even look shocked he was tossed. He clearly doesn't want to be rich.

I just tried to run to the bathroom and Vlad threw me out from the parking lot. I was like, fuck dude.

Hasn't been long enough.

Not to sound sarcastic, but isn't the NFL Players Association (NFLPA) a thing already?

I don't think you're being honest here. Pan is definitely beating his dick senseless.

I took a course called "Food" in college when I played Baseball. I remember strolling in the first class and it was a super hot female professor, 300 students (mostly football), and it was an open book course on ... you got it ... food. I showed up next for the open-book finals and there were only about 50 of us…

The 12th ball of course was the kicking ball which is always at maximum inflation and well polished so it's hard (distance) and slick (fumblerooski). This just further proves the intent. This should cost them one pick per ball. To be blunt, they should all go to the Colts.

My dog loves his deflated football. He, however, has forfeited his first round pick in next years fantasy draft. No meat off my bone though as I'm going for another title.

Kevin Nash looks like a 1996 version of Kenny Rogers, so that's a plus I guess.

Hasn't been long enough.

As a huge sports fan growing up and living in Buffalo, there are no major sport championships to celebrate, but having been able to watch The Dominator play here for so long was a gift. Red Wings fans enjoyed him at the penultimate point of his career and down the back half - but we here are lucky to have experienced…

Yeah, because moments before the Nuke strikes I'll be worried about curling up on the couch with the family to see what Anderson Cooper has to say.

Will the NBA need to introduce some sort of offsides penalty? I hope so. Maybe they can replace the 2nd OT with a spirited game of H.O.R.S.E.