This looks like a "doors-locked" type of place.

If anything, it sounds like Mr. Newton realized his own mortality in a profession/position of near immortality. I read it is he feels he shouldn't have made it and is now working on gifted time.

Q's? How about QBR.

Isn't 2 the number of times his Q'S has been in the 90's for a game?

Did the Lakers (Kobe) win the NBA title again?

I do believe that David Draiman can do it. Anyone else is irrelevant.

It's cute that the seats are a concern. The fact that the national guard is here helping (the excavated my street with a front loader) and the entire area around the stadium has driving bans, might make this a challenge

When I saw the headline, I thought to myself, "please don't be in Missouri". Not that this is cool anywhere, but it's the least cool in Missouri.

Dropping a wallet in the presence of Beastmodes' whip isn't all that bad considering the alternatives.

"Hey 76ers, you have to make it look like you're trying a little bit or you'll make us all look bad" - Buffalo Sabres

This gentleman was clearly agitated by all the 'coloreds' on 'his' lawn, and all the hooligans cheering them on.

is Sergio really bragging about injuring Gronk? Wonder if Gronk will brag about Brown's passing (as per Wikipedia) .... silly Pats fans.

Hart also added other knowledge nuggets like, don't overload the dishwasher, wipe your ass after taking a shit, and diversifying his portfolio in this rigid and tumultuous economic future carefully balancing risk and reward.

You would think this would be a priority. Maybe "switch" a few things around on his busy schedule to show up.

"I missed it"

So did the other guy call?

*dirt

I was going to make a joke about VCU Medical Staff's controversial "Walk It Off" therapy after the epic failures of "Rub Some Dort In It" and "Kisses From Mommy" failed so epicly, but truthfully this is extremely painful to watch. I hope he recovers fully.

This Vine is actually a reenactment of every time in my life in which I played basketball as a child.

It's ok. It isn't a I, it's a 1, so it's not technically a racial slur, it's a spelling error.