The owners, if they really give a damn, would agree on a no-waiver list. The Vikings could cut him on an actions detrimental to the team status and walk away. That said, Vick had no issues landing a team after prison so clearly the money supercedes morals.

Gotta respect their level of compete ...

I thought this was going to sound more pterrifying than it did.

Spanish language clocks are weird.

Tom Coughlin looks just soooo super, thanks for asking.

Its probably in Joe Buck's nightstand.

What sucks about not sucking is that people know who you are in public. Not saying he was trying to get in some fast pitch on the dl, but I'm just saying.

As messed up as this story is, I bet it could be told at least once every weekend.

Me: It's a good thing the Bash Brothers' "thing" wasn't high fives.

Wishing the Buffalo native a full and speedy recovery. Also, big ups to the fans there in LA.

Unfortunately, minority owner Kim Jong Un was unavailable for comment, as he is generally unavailable.

That's better fake spin than Alex Jones and the Inquirer combined.

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Favorite. Gif. Ever.

In case you all forgot, 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9. Hence 7 should be much higher.

Ed Hochuli was just intimidated.

This post just further emphasizes Deadspin's infatuation with the male genitalia.

The extra appendage probably helps his ball control.

There is no possible way that ESPN is trying to leverage their way out of their relationship with the NFL, is there? Something is fishy here - I am not sure if they are trying to leverage themselves out, or leverage a better deal.

The NHL has the least retarded preseason schedule of all the major sports. The Sabres opened "camp" on Thursday and have 6 preseason games, which is 7.3% of their schedule.