The NHL has the least retarded preseason schedule of all the major sports. The Sabres opened "camp" on Thursday and have 6 preseason games, which is 7.3% of their schedule.

That mom that refused to let go of the banner has been suspended indefinitely pending the results of the Wallkill Police Department investigation.

The one rule of Hope Solo fight club is that ... ugh forget it.

Well now we know that Dan's carpet doesn't match the drapes.

See, these companies are just trolling the media for free advertising. Who does this?

#1 ... why would he bean him with an 0-2 count intentionally? Clearly it was an inside pitch that got away on him ... and #2 ... it looks like it hit the butt of the bat or the fingers.

Can ESPN start to show sports again? - MTV

The understated part here is that big beer is taking a stand HERE because it's high profile. Now we are all talking about them for free. Slick move.

When asked to elaborate, Foster continued with "I'm just out here trying to be the best teammate I can be and I'm gonna work hard at doing that.".

Does Ruben Rivera work there?

He probably has a Charlie Whitehurst jersey on under his reporter garb, amirite?

Something tells me Jay would be a horrible partner on Naked and Afraid.

"Thanks AP" - Ray

Keith Olbermann Jokingly Asks NFL If This Napkin Smells Like Chloroform, And You Won't Believe What Happens Next (Spoiler, It Does).

Really? These boring knucklehead reporters couldn't come up with something creative to at least try to crack him? What a bunch of bores.

+1 pew pew ... could be the best comment in the history of Deadspin.

Please pass me your egg whites Eva.

What, they couldn't borrow some faux cinder blocks from the WWE?

This dudes southern accent is rearry hirarioureous.

Maybe go to the shotgun on 5th and 27