For what it’s worth, I have had far more sex in my 30s than in my 20s. It’s partner and opportunity-dependent IMO.

Have you guys ever had one of those Urban Dictionary moments when you look up some innocent-sounding phrase (like truffle butter), read it, and lose your shit?

Well, I’m not excited about voting for Hillary, but I do enjoy denying people their dying wishes, so I guess there’s an upside.

I think the best way to answer the question is “Of course! People should elect the candidate who has the best skills to lead the country, no matter what their gender.”

You have to break down silos to maximize synergy and streamline processes for the end-user. This is all part of disrupting the current paradigm.

Which of those things is a crime punishable by death?

Might wanna channel all that blissful orgasmic energy into working on those empathy skills then.

it's literally my favorite part of the song though because i can always "rap along"

Poetry

Just like Jesus taught us.

Do we really need another Janis Joplin biopic after "Judy Jormp-Jomp"?

All the most sincere expressions of faith have at least eight emoticons, Lolo.

I wasn't aware Adobe had a new products called muscles...going to have to check that out.

I don't think that at all. Honestly, I doubt many do.

I know that Khloe is the Kardashian people seem to like, but I can't be the only one weirded out by her black men fetish. She has gone on god knows how many radio and internet interviews talking about how she just loves black peen, and quite frankly it's off putting. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with having a…

This is MAGNIFICENT

I'm going to make a bold statement right now that could quite possibly make me sound horribly short-sighted, since I've obviously not seen every woman, living and dead. I don't give a fuck, though. I'm saying it:

CONFIRMED.

This story is so tragic. Such suffering, to have to live in Dallas AND get married in Cleveland.

Polyamory probably freaks people out due to the high number of syllables it contains. No one likes superfluously long words.