Thanks, but I’ve had a vasectomy, she’s 47, and each of us already have a kid. Any other ideas?

They’re also developing a Defensive Immediate Combat Killing Battle Unit Training Team (DICKBUTT) for hand to hand space combat.

Japan has Johnny Sokko of Unicorn and his giant flying robot. We can’t allow the US to have a giant robot gap!

The Space Force FIST Suit (Fast Interception Satellite Trasher)

The Space Force FIST Suit (Fast Interception Satellite Trasher) will allow Space Force members to fly to and punch enemy satellites out of commission. Because punching is the future!

Have your star - my first thoughts exactly...

yes

yeah man I once saw a guy get stabbed to death with nothing more than the key to a 1981 Cutlass Brougham and a 9" Bowie knife

It’s been a while since I heard an old-fashioned Asian racial joke. Really takes me back...