Choosing them now, considering that Crow Vics haven’t been made for years? They’re choosing them over Chargers now, it’s not that big of a loss. 

Didn’t they even have a ZDX in that movie? talk about misspending advertising dollars...

The Eagle Vision was the best version of that car. 

They do look futuristic but also old, as if they were originally made a long time ago in a galaxy far away. 

The scariest thing about that is that someone has probably already made that cartoon. To quote Colonel Kurtz: “The horror, the horror, ...”

This is House of 1000 Corpses, but for cars.

This statement simply amuses me:

I’ll be the pedantic one:

you don’t have to feel too, too bad about hurting the environment while out for a drive.

It looks to me like an Rx-7 and 911 had a odd-looking baby.

For the purposes of characterization in the Onion, the Trans Am is much funnier than that Corvette.

Well then, step #1 should be to paint it green - then it will be perfect.

He’s a good actor but, frankly, Ernest Borgnine wasn’t designed for HD on a 60" TV.

Yeah, aren’t they built to last at least 20 years? The people who spend the money to buy them new most likely know this. It’s surprising they sell them after only 11 years - if I could buy one new (and fuel/maintain it) I would take it to 30 years. 

That doesn’t stop most Wrangler owners.

I’ve only ever seen one of the Jags on the road, but damn did it look cool.

Badass elephant!

Go big or go home - either way you’re gonna die!

Yeah, but you’re going in style.

I was thinking the same thing, for exactly the same reason. I’m not sure how my friends and I got out of high school without any 2nd degree (or worse) burns!