Look at the current truck market - you don’t need to make over $100k to finance a $60k truck!

helps keep those buyers from defecting to competitors like the Ford Edge

The first gen Auroras were awesome! I remember the first time my uncle showed up to a family gathering in his - a year or so later he bought a second one for my aunt. It my be odd but I liked some of semi-upper-tier 90's GM vehicles: first gen Aurora, last gen Toronado, Reatta, and last gen Riviera.

Yeah, the coupe is still a secret because all that leaked are pics of a sedan. 

I spent 10 minutes in a new Ranger on a test drive, and compared to my Ridgeline:

I spent a bit of time in my grandpa’s Ranger. One road trip from St. Louis to Wisconsin, we put suitcases level across the back and I laid across on a sleeping bag the whole time. Thankfully I was a skinny kid. 

That sounds sane and logical, you’re obviously not cut out to be a disruptor! (I’m hoping you can detect the sarcasm in the second half...)

What are “first tier cities,” and why doesn’t Chicago qualify? It’s the 3rd most populous city in the country.

The Fusion is available with the 2.0L Ecoboost i4, and has been since 2013.

Now when one catches fire, you can use it to roast marshmallows!

I thought of this exact model upon reading the title.

From my extremely limited knowledge on the subject (i.e. ~1 minute on Google), it appears that ashes may not be considered “human remains.” They’re not specifically prohibited by Ebay’s policy, but their disallowed list only provides examples.

That looks like a 6-year-old’s drawing come to life. I don’t hate it.

Dude, did you not see Terminator? What happens when that central computer becomes self-aware and decides to kill all (commuting) humans?

it was never designed to be a highway cruiser

That was my first thought - why not just by a Civic Si or, if it must be German, a new/CPO GTI? Both are FWD but if it has to be AWD, a used WRX isn’t hard to find for this price either. 

I vote CP.

I love old cars, but I sure as hell would not want to have one for a daily.

Actually, the new Rav4 looks pretty damn good IMO - in fact, if my wife feels like downsizing from a Pilot for her next vehicle, the Rav4 Hybrid would be at the top of our list.

Do these balloons blow up into funny shapes at all?
Well no, unless round is funny.