I thought of this exact model upon reading the title.

From my extremely limited knowledge on the subject (i.e. ~1 minute on Google), it appears that ashes may not be considered “human remains.” They’re not specifically prohibited by Ebay’s policy, but their disallowed list only provides examples.

That looks like a 6-year-old’s drawing come to life. I don’t hate it.

Dude, did you not see Terminator? What happens when that central computer becomes self-aware and decides to kill all (commuting) humans?

it was never designed to be a highway cruiser

That was my first thought - why not just by a Civic Si or, if it must be German, a new/CPO GTI? Both are FWD but if it has to be AWD, a used WRX isn’t hard to find for this price either. 

I vote CP.

I love old cars, but I sure as hell would not want to have one for a daily.

Actually, the new Rav4 looks pretty damn good IMO - in fact, if my wife feels like downsizing from a Pilot for her next vehicle, the Rav4 Hybrid would be at the top of our list.

Do these balloons blow up into funny shapes at all?
Well no, unless round is funny.

2 things:

If you’re that far in debt- buy a used car that’ll last 3/4 years and save up/pay off loans.

2 feet from the curb and across two spots, with a light bar to boot - yep, they’re just like us. I’m surprised it lacks truck balls. 

Off-topic, but the title string limiting in that link is incredibly unfortunate.

Can’t a modern Camry match an 80’s supercar?

I’ve been surprised by BofA’s car loan rates over the last few years. When I went I buy my current car, I was pre-approved at a very good rate. When it got time to deal with the finance person, he basically said “your payments will be $X for the Y months you stated” where X was over $100 more than from BofA! I…

I recently saw someone pulled over in a Chevy Corsica - I have no idea what the circumstances were, but my immediate thought was “just let them go, they’re driving a 25 year old Corsica, they’ve suffered enough”.

Yeah, my initial thought was “unless your wife likes the Forester better, why are you even asking?”

The funny thing is that Nissan still does this. Look at the current Armada compared to the Infiniti QX56/QX80 - they’re nearly identical!

From my meager anecdotal data point, the Liberty wasn’t that bad. My wife & I bought a lightly used ‘05 in late ‘06 (to replace her late 90's Cherokee) and when we traded it in 9 years later with just under 100k miles it was still in great shape. The few times I used the 4WD in snow (mostly for fun) it performed just…