People providing voice over for videos should probably be held to a higher standard of diction than the average person.

Nintendo has tried to innovate, and change up their controllers as much as possible, while i see little to no difference in Playstation, and Xbox controllers. They just got smaller, and and added a few small things. Not saying they are bad, but they really didn't try anything new with their controllers. I like many of…

This is the same as when they announce that a new Zelda is being worked. It's nice to have direct confirmation, but duh. Like, I thought they've said a million times that they start experimenting on their next console the second their current one is done.

Aaaand now no one else needs to comment, because you basically made the joke that everyone else wants to. :|

No mention of this...aspect?

Actually, if we were being true to FF VII, there would be really rudimentary 3D movies, and the actual game would just be pre-rendered backgrounds with very low-poly character models.

While that sounds like the coolest thing ever, that's probably because you're imagining it using Nintendo motion controls, which, unlike the competition are great and implemented properly, making for a truly immersive experience.

In all of your ranting about how games are having the essence sucked out of them by speed-runs... you seem to be blissfully unaware of the journey it took those players to be able to do a record-setting speedrun in the first place.

Yep, there are multiple kinds of runs. Honestly, a glitch run requires an insane amount of skill too (you could argue more, depending on how hard the glitch is to pull off).

There are more kinds of speedruns than the one's you're talking about. You're thinking of Any% runs, in which you get to the end as fast as possible. There are also 100% runs, where you have to complete everything the game has to offer (collecting all items, maxing your level, etc.) and complete the game as fast as…

I've been working out almost daily for the last two years and now I know what I am missing;

Excuse me, but the shards of Narsil wouldn't have been reforged into Anduril at this point.

On the whole GCN/NGC thing, we refer to it as GCN in the West because of the fact that most of us know NGC as Neo Geo Color.

No, that was Dampe.

No one simply walks into Mordor.

People do not realize there are elderly gamers. I worked at a store called Future Shop one year over the holidays for a little extra cash and the discounts for christmas gifts, and sold computers and pc upgrades.

Shit son, you really can't let this go.

Actually, a good number of my friends who have served in the military (some in active combat duty, others in reserve/non-combat roles such as in the Navy) routinely make jokes about trigger discipline when looking at random photo's of civilians with their firearms. Same with some of my friends in law enforcement.

Holy hell, can you take a joke comment as a joke? Or are you going to insist on being super serious time at all times.