I love the "non of these people are anywhere near athletic" tweet. ESPN and ESPN2 airs A LOT of World Series of Poker games and PBA tour matches. Below are the last 3 WSOP Main Even winners. They all look like the DOTA2 players. From top to bottom: Ryan Riess, Greg Merson, and Pius Heinz. Also, a lot of the players…

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We will have only ourselves to blame.

Here's my humble one:

Does I win?

I am more interested in this alternate color for Zero Suit Samus.

Or, for a franchise that actually makes money, Pokemon Snap.

f zero.

Personal answer would be Megaman Legends 3! (they saved bayonetta, they could save ML3)

It took me a really long time to figure out that the reason I had such a hard time with shooters is because my right hand just doesn't have the same fine motor skills as my left. Aiming with my right hand was like trying to eat a Big Mac with chopsticks. It would've been the greatest thing in the world to have a…

All this talk of resolution these days.... /sigh. Just wanna play gamez

CHOO CHOO GET ON BOARD

I predict that Luigi's Death Stare will be used for the majority of E3 reactionary memes that involve Nintendo.

Boobs.

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