I thought the dude in the back was an angry Ben Affleck for a sec.

To paraphrase George Orwell, Knicks fandom is a beaten man, lying facedown on a filthy, cement barroom floor, with someone stamping on the back of his head, interrupted only when the assailant reaches down, grabs the victim by the hair, and raises his head up ever so slightly before slamming it face first back into…

Oh come on, there were those few weeks when Jeremy Lin was a thing.

Are you a person who was once an infant? Then you either received or were denied the benefits of parental leave.

the “concrete ring” is not concrete. It’s some sort of plastic platforming. Since the field has wheels it’s technically elevated from the ground so that ring is platforming surrounding the field. You can actually go underneath it, but why would you. It’s dark and terrifying down there.

I wonder how you feel about “being tired is not the same thing as shoving a watermelon out of a hole the size of a peanut” as a concept.

*All* workers should be treated better, but you’re doing nobody any favors by trying to equate paid parental leave and things like paid sabbaticals. Parents and non-parents will not always face the same issues. There are pros and cons to each. But you’re trying to compare apples and oranges here.

The story isn’t that Kobe is bad. It’s that Kobe himself recognizes he’s bad. He’s become self-aware. This is how you get Terminators.

And you know things are bad when Raymond Felton is tearing you up

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Imagine a cop did this to your kid. In fact, imagine anyone did this to your kid.

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Oh, sure, but that’s what happens when you have a company ran by actual nerds and not douches in black turtlenecks and blue jeans.

Well the internet loved my TSX Sportwagon, but of course, no one bought one.

I agree that their naming schemes have often led to confusion. On the other hand the blanket castigating of their rebranding is a bit unfair. They have hand in hand with the rebranding have changed how the services are ordered to help make more sense. I think this has a lot to do with the culture (at least historical…

You can get an RS6 in the U.S.

This is only sort of related but yesterday I was driving and I saw a billboard that had a picture of a baby saying ‘she knew the sound of her mother’s voice before she met her’, as some sort of antichoice bullshit. And it enraged me beyond the usual. Besides the fact that it's completely insane, it's insulting to…

I hope the fact that he raped a family member then tied her to a toddler bed and taunted her with a knife for two hours means he adopted exactly ZERO babies.

Why are all the things I want way more money then I have?

How does an octupus fit in a jar? Life’s many questions.