Yeah but he’s expressive and I don’t want my children exposed to expressions this country’s values are going down the drain.

Look at the good he did for The Game Of Basketball. Before Kobe, Basketball was boring and useless. I remember watching games as a kid and crying from boredom. The players would just walk on the court and shake hands for 48 minutes while the coaches deflated as many basketballs as they could with crude knives. Unreal.…

lol

Well la-di-da, Professor Einstein can read everybody!

All I got out of that was “hitler”.

The tradition of calling them “masters” has nothing to do with slavery. It stems from medieval universities where teachers had the title master (Latin: magister) from the degree required to hold that post. The title came to Yale through the traditions of Oxford and Cambridge (both medieval foundations), which the…

Can you imagine those dudes’ redtube bookmarks? :(

I stop taking someone seriously the moment they announce an intention to drop 18 grand on fucking preschool.

Short version: the idea that the photon is orientated in a particular direction from the start turns out to be wrong. Quantum properties don’t work like that.

oooo buck’ofive

The sanctimonious thinking held by many (not all, I know) by vegetarians is mid boggling. Take it off your plate. Don’t eat it. The 6 oz of chicken is already there. It’s dead. It cannot regenerate. Just as I am not saving a poor tomato by not eating it and removing it from my plate, no chicken is dying a horrible…

2) When it has holes in it.

Well you figure that army is typically land-based infantry and machinery. However, what’s at the bottom of the ocean? That’s right, more land.

Like if he’s a chef and she’s a hostess or something. How awful. Or if he’s a store manager of a retail operation and she’s an associate. Or if he’s a person who doesn’t need to sit in an office to feel fulfilled. Heavens, why couldn’t he have just gone to Yale?!

I hate to be “that guy,” but come the fuck on. Let’s be scared of things like Ted Bundy, the Tara Calico story, the German Machuca story, Israel Keyes, that there are Lyle Steviks waiting to happen all around us, etc.

For those of us whose hair pretty much looks like this, I have to say that I am beyond offended. Cultural appropriation of the worst kind.

Dude.

Life is a random accident, a series of random mutations to chemicals that resulted in a species capable - nay, determined - to wipe itself out in the name of convenience. The universe neither knows nor cares that we exist, and will have no memory of us when we are gone. All of our works shall be ground to dust and…

fantastic

That is a date. I guess your story checks out.