Yeah, I have a tough time with Ivanka because she’s clearly in a bad position, but I’d love to see her stand up to her clearly horrible father. I’ve read the stuff about her and Chelsea being ‘friends’ which I find to be really interesting, but I figure that if the Clintons can like her then there must actually be…

The Pence bit was on par with an teacher handing out your notes before an exam to use on the test, but then one of the students takes them and lights them on fire in the trash yelling “FUCK YOU” to the class valedictorian.

I’ve always been a fan of the ‘give them enough rope to hang themselves’ strategy. But then, I have a machiavellian streak that exactly my most endearing character trait.

Sounds like a great class. Have fun whilst kicking ass!

I’m in a class where every day this dude says to our professor, “Well, actually...” Well actually motherfucker I’m pretty sure she’s the one with the PhD.

I just became convinced that the reason we don’t have time machines is so I don’t go back in time and slap the shit out of sexist guys.

Never. Ken Bone is a lover, not a fighter.

Yep, I am a lit instructor. Contrary to my sassy internet posting, I like to think that I’m actually a pretty accommodating teacher. It’s a skill to be able to take arrogant student comments and pull something useful out of them without the whole class seeing right through you. I’ve gotten better at that as I’ve…

There was also no reason for her to overreach and hurt herself; if the debate is considered a “draw”, that maintains the status quo, which is her winning.

My mistake. In that case I’m sure you didn’t need his (or mine! Sorry) explanation of how sexist people will twist every possible word and action to avoid calling out sexist behavior.

I saw this too. I thought it was an interesting idea but I think it’s very hard to purposefully succeed but not succeed so much that it’s a clear victory in a forum like this. Although if anyone can play the long game like that it’s Hillary.

OH MY GOD YES. Every semester I have at least one guy in my classes who seems to want to assert himself as the authority since he’s spent five weeks reading this stuff, and I’ve only spent eleven years of undergrad and post-grad studying this stuff in minute detail. But go on, tell me all that I don’t know...

Excuse you, that’s “Big League”, as in serious, as in high class. Serious people, okay? Because phrases. The most tremendous, the greatest- believe me- sentence. Fragments. Look! over here A Lot. A lot of people. Smart people. African Americans. Hell. Inner cities: DISASTER, okay? Islamophobia? ISISssss *SNIFF* they…

It’s also the “I just suggested that solution 30 minutes ago and you all dismissed it. But now that someone with a penis is saying it, it has merit” look.

I call this my meeting face. It’s the mask I put on when I have to spend 60 minutes listening to someone grossly incompetent explain to me how to do my job. My face says “attentive” but my brain is screaming MURDER!

This bit. There were so many thing, but this bit and the whole “ISIS has Libya’s nuclear weapons”...like, damn, has this man ever looked at a map once in his entire life.

In Trump’s word salad on Syria, he also said he would fix the situation ...by going into Mosul. Which is in Iraq.

Curious - anyone notice how the sniffling waned as the evening went on? That’s the problem with blow - it doesn’t last as long as you hope it will.

Apparently the fact that Trump restrained himself and didn’t grab Hillary by the pussy during the debate qualifies him for a draw.

ice cold queen