>>Aegon (yes, I’ve made the switch)

she claims to be the inspiration for the invention of the snowboard

Where are all these completely bonkers assertions coming from? A good last name makes for better dating prospects?? What? All of this is total nonsense.

Leave the nice ladies alone, Hadriano.

My very own schmear of your condescending tone? How delightful.

I’ll just quietly slip you this here in the greys. I doubt anyone wants to explain it to you rn.

You’re a douche bag.

Wtf? Madeline very specifically states that she wasn’t led, other than requests to look around and describe. How does this mesh with the idea that the information about social anxiety directed the course of events? You seem *pressed* to turn this into snake oil salesman territory but aside from offering a possibly…

Thanks. Yes, it was. The biggest ongoing issue has been hormonal levels and some arthritis (I developed ankylosing spondylitis which is presumably related) stemming from issues of bone density, but I was relatively young (29) and very frightened. Very lucky, too, in a way, as it was found during a fairly routine CT…

Right. This was post operative and my (oddly not very concrete I now realise) memory is that there were possible cells that should have... remained on one side of the cervix and their appearance on the other was an issue? It definitely was not a cervical issue but yes, I think the possibility of it spreading to my…

So why were they doing this? Haha. Sounds like a naive question given that this is basically done and dusted (fingers crossed) but I definitely remember an enormous amount of colposcopies.

Right. I added an ETA and you may have missed it. I have had ovarian cancer and remember many many paps and colposcopies that were evidently to work out how the chemo was working, but I assume these were not the usual pap smears, anyway.

I’m not sure this is *entirely* true. If they are looking for evidence of ovarian cancer there is some sort of change in the cells that are visible on the pap? Unfortunately my experience is nearly a decade old now but IME there was some specific change in, I believe enzyme?, that indicated the health of the ovaries…

Why are you sitting on this thread just telling someone what they experienced is not what they experienced? It seems like such a weird thing to do.

We’re all crazy when it comes to our cats. Don’t sweat it.

I refer to that chin as “the neutered ballsack”

People wan to hate fuck him?!?! Sweet baby Jesus, people. Love yourselves!

Oh, man. I love her so much. I hope she’s around forever. Her and Carrie Fisher have long been my female idols and I lost Carrie. JUDY! USE YOUR POWERS TO LIVE FOREVER. I NEED IT!

You come to me, on the day of my daughter’s wedding, and you disrespect Judge Judy?

Right, but as you say this is when she was yet to be born the... person?... she became. Why is she calling him good looking? I really do think that “looks” in this scene are more of a “how inbred does this person look bc that is us” type thing than any normal person view of what is hot or not.