She refers to the dog barking as a siren. I don’t think she has a single fucking clue about dogs.

This is all a very Kinja Moment. It’s probably apt.

Oh, she banned me, too. And now she’s leaving and it’s sad. I mean that’s what Kara was always like. Everyone’s best bet was always to ask another writer to just put them back.

Good luck, Kara. You are a great writer, and also a salty princess. I have enjoyed all of it. College-ish is lucky to have you.

What is this? War of the Salties?

I thought it was along those lines, yes. I actually know someone IRL who kinda does this, although she is quite young and I think not so much in it for the money as the swag, but I think she might be doing a different sort of “influencing”? She a pretty young, fairly successful Uni student, and from what I understand…

Who can have known these would be our good old days? All the outrage that the show was hot rubbish and ruining the children and now it seems like the fine art of better times.

You know who I do follow and it’s such a grim, dystopian experience but now I am locked in for life I think. Lohan. She not only pimps tea for days but has started asking people on twitter to DM her. I started when she was just a bit wobbly but now I think, oh Lindsay. Lindsay. No.

Early BB in the UK was so so great. And very much as described. Now it’s all just chavs getting blind drunk and people having low key nervous breakdowns from the cabin fever so I mean... obviously I am still watching it.

Yeah that seems pretty thirsty. I wouldn’t be up for that.

I think they get paid per hashtag? I actually dunno but my understanding, loose as it is, is that they get a bunch of followers and then just get a set amount for pushing stuff with hashtags and pics of themselves with stuff. So I guess not likes per image but followers... I think?

and it’s fascinating to watch

It’s hard to parse whatever is going on. Either it’s annoying or racist but either way ... it feels like it’s not ok.

Do you have a cat? Do you know if your cat is accessing your tech while you sleep?

I’m making a joke, Douche Magoo. Settle down.

He’s from money, but it’s Art Money. He got famous because his photog dad is weirdly invested in him and made him a model I guess. I think they lean liberal bc ART but yeah. He’s that guy.

Haha yes he sucks so much. I am grateful to Ellie for bringing me to the Ansel rage buffet all those (2?) years ago. Now I see him and think, rarrrr, ugh, blech but for some reason that is SO enjoyable.

Sadly, the newsfeed items you are seeing would be based on your interests, not on the page’s. So somewhere along the line you must have said something about Bella Thorne and the chum counter found you out.

OLD MATE BIZZY IS GETTING BIZZY BEIN’ GRUMPY!

You dismissed my comment to repost it. Jeez, not just a pussy. A cranky pussy!