I would want to punch him in the face if I could distinguish an actual face in that weird meaty yet surprisingly and disconcertingly chatty head.

Hello, sweetpea! <3 <3

As someone with turnip in their name I don’t want you to take this the wrong way but he’s basically a human potato.

I just want the money back so I can put a hit out on him anyway so it might be for the best, long term.

She also seems to have really weird taste in men. I mean Ryan Reynolds? Wat?

As she gets older and more confident she has gone from pretty to insanely hot. I have noted this (in my bunk).

I realise I am impure in my designs atm because I have a recalcitrant ex tryna fuck me over shared assets, but as Aimee has pointed out, it all starts off amicable but then suddenly it’s not amicable because they are being fucking assholes so you go nuclear.

Fkn dude producers. DEATH TO MEN!!!

Are there a lot of women into poop jokes that I’m not aware of, because I keep noting poop jokes in “women’s movies” and not only hate it, but don’t think I know many women into scat humour. It’s weird to me.

The accent is terrible. I pulled faces. I theorise that if you are not Aussie it’s very hard to do an Aussie AH sound realistically. Evidence: my mangled Irish/ Aussie accent that makes people think I am American.

yah

This is boring. If you want to spend your time going around the internet demanding people agree that shit you say isn’t REALLY racist, go for it.

Currently? Australia. But I’m French/Irish and spent most of my adult life in London. We must just keep different crowds?

Uh. It’s offensive in Europe, too, dude. Maybe nobody has told you this, but I’m here, telling you.

Bette Davis was wonderful to her daughter. She absolutely adored her and then BD became a hard core Christian and wrote a book shitting on her about sex and drinking. She wasn’t not loved and in fact, if anything, she was loved too much because she was a spoilt little asshole.

IrisJ called me an ugly Irish cunt once for disagreeing with her. So... you know... that’s what we’re dealing with here.

I’m sure it’s not her attitude, as she wrote a book about it. But it’s my attitude and I don’t care about her feelings. Sorry, but I just do not. Cashing in on your parents fame by shitting on them is low, imo.

You think? I found it a bit too salacious but then I dunno. I def don’t cast it aside the way I did BD’s excrement.

Everyone’s daughter is a critic. It’s a whole genre since Mommy Dearest came out. BD Davis, Bette’s daughter, absolutely slaughtered her mom. Your mom is Bette Davis and you think she’s a bitch? Yeah, honey, she’s THE bitch. That’s the point!

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