Oy waat ahh ewe doo-in ear? Thus izzint a plaayce faw sheeelas!!

Americans apparently also cannot do Australian accents. Or there is one version they can kinda do but it’s the thickest, weirdest drawl that maybe three dudes from Darwin maybe have? It’s like if every American in any movie ever had a strong Appalachian accent. Australians everywhere have to be cast into a basket with…

Eh? What does that have to do with anything I said?

The book has been due for release at that date forever. How was she or anyone else meant to know that she would be silenced on the floor? This is far too cynical a position and helps nobody.

Whaaaat? You think she just fuckin’ slammed out a book and timed it to come out when she got kicked off the floor. She’s not psychic and publishing doesn’t work that way.

Yeah. And the article says he did a Richard Attenborough voice while eating her steak about the male eating the female’s steak? Blargh.

Well, she’s writing for Jezebel. Bless her if a few women just got a decent Soc Com 101 class.

You also have some of your identity attached to that person because after all, you picked them and you like them, and you must be a real goober because this dork turns your crank, right? Defending the dork is really defending yourself.

This isn’t celibacy it’s fidelity. Which means he has a wife who still wants to have sex with him? Or is it just he needs to marry first? Either way... ugh.

You should send that info via email to Aimee to see if it can be added to the article. It seems like a really important addendum.

I’m already saying the world was more wholesome in the 90s! Sure, there was plenty of banging, rapes and general fuckery, but it was better. BETTER I TELL YOU!

I’d imagine he’s pretty insufferable. I mean... he’s hot but he’s got a bit of a nice guy (tm) problem any way you slice it. I guess for me I can just drizzle out enough empathy to think, aw, he seems sad. IME actors don’t tend to be sad and lonely so much as incredibly needy. And I know quite a few. Most are…

No, I am delighted this has turned into a bonding sesh over dodgy dudes. If there are nice things and you’re not too invested, then maybe that’s ok. But if you’re getting resentful and feel used, damn girl, life is short. A lot of people told me to leave my ex for being a loser and I felt really guilty that I even…

Fuck off.

Because I feel passionately about this as of about two months ago I would also warn you that these fuckos never seem to be adding your effort up fairly. There’s no effort points for the tidying up, or the listening to the boring assed stories about whatever, or feigning interest in their dumb hobbies or whatever. None…

If you think he thinks he is racking up credit in some invisible effort bank and it comes out whenever things don’t go his way...

I guess the question is, how far can the nice, rich boy go before you throw up your hands and roll your eyes for the last time before walking away?

Alas, he is the saddest timeline star. It’s real and this is the brutal reality of life.

Yes I think he’s a nice upper middle class boy that is dripping with earnestness and privilege. I think it’s up to any given viewer if that is sympathetic or not, but since I grew up with these lads I have a love-hate thing for them. It’s the pining for simpler times thing. It tears me up as a Irish feminist because I…

The bewildering part for me (settles into true Oprah style musings on a recent end to LURVE) was that it all came out at the very end. Like, six years worth of it. Comments about items purchased in the first 2 weeks of knowing each other, and extremely detailed list of times asked to pick something up from the shop.