She looks damn good.

Oh dear god, I just can’t stand it I can’t stand it I can’t stand it.

So “Justice” Rapey McBoof-Face has binders full of women just like Mittington Q  Romney. Why am I not surprised?

I gained weight when I stopped playing sports, true, but I also gained weight because I stopped caring as life was a bleak mess. Yet every doctor has focused on “why don’t you find a rec league?” or “you should start running again.”

I would never lie to you

a tiny bottle of fabricated white woman’s tears for your witchcraft

This could be the start of a new (D-List) celebrity trend! I mean, I’d definitely buy Sarah Palin’s tears or Barbeque Becky’s. Or Melanie Trump’s.

I think it’s because modern feminism is largely a reaction to midcentury American political and sociological trends, specifically the revival of the cult of domesticity brought upon by the rising middle class (over elites who are admired for doing whatever the fuck they want, mores, taboos, and ethics be damned) and…

I think that two complete changes of clothes is really the minimum. Does she have a bathrobe she wears while doing the wash each night? Does she “cheat” by going out on the weekends in a sequinned dress? What about socks and unders?? I think three is quite practical, but personally I need unders and socks for at least…

Eh, I don’t love it.  But I love Rihanna’s fashion risks and I’d rather look at this a million times over another nude-illusion fishtail bodycon gown.

Yea, five years ago is a lot when you are as young as she is. I had a bunch of stupid ideas in college, too. Fortunately I grew out of them as I gained experience and wisdom.

Is any “20th Century Male Literary Figure Was a Psycho Ahole” headline supposed to be surprising?

I’m not saying there’s a clear good or bad guy in this scenario but reading this:

First of all, I am thrilled to see a reincarnation of Jezspin. It’s such a good point that excelling in any given field rests on learning the specific vocabulary and language of that world. And the “duck-out-of-water” may be funny (and this was hilarious) but the outsider perspective also highlights what folks more…

I knew a very charming abuser who would stare straight into people’s eyes and tell them, with the most sincer look on his face, that he had never ever punched a woman.

Les Ducs d’Hazzard

This essay should be FAR more widely read:

YES! Also, what I can’t get over is the fact that there are plenty of other amazing stand ups who are worthy of filling the space left behind, people who haven’t done the horrible things that CK did. He had his time, he made his money, he fucked it up--BYE. Let’s give someone else a chance. 

I’ll be honest—the women that these men victimized are serving a life sentence of having all the same feelings of shock and disgust come right back up again whenever they see these assholes, so why shouldn’t they have to serve a life sentence of keeping the fuck out of the spotlight? There are some things you do that…

I would also like to point out that Louis getting back into the business throws an admitted predator into the work place for these comedians. Women will continue to feel unsafe in a business that basically says that a famous man is more important than a safe work environment.