This is the response I want people to have when speaking to Bill Clinton. Kudos to Colbert for being willing to say it to a guest on his show, who also happens to be a former president. Bill Clinton has an opportunity to show remorse, and actually help the #MeToo movement in helping women heal, but is grossly doing…

Clinton didn’t ever apologize to Lewinsky directly, but that’s beside the point.

So, it just dawned on me that Willow and Jaden were named after Will and Jada and now I feel totally stupid but also... mind blown. That is some weird shit right there.

‘He’s right. The time is now. He’s 15. It’s time for him to leave the house.’”Oh dear, no. Maybe he was just trying to escape the crazy Scientology school?

Also, see Pete Davison’s excellent SNL joke where he describes himself as “all miscellaneous in the face.”

You should start buying your glasses at another drugstore.

Fringe would be fun to swan around in but that dress really does look like it was made from Party City wigs.

There is literally nothing in the bible about wedding cakes. Wedding cakes are not part of biblical marriage. Selling your daughters for goats, sure, but no cake.

Part of the problem is that Evangelical Christianity is so insular that they honestly have no idea what people outside their circle think. It’s like in God’s Not Dead when the Pastor tells the kid that this debate will be a way to bring the word of Christ to people who might never hear it otherwise.... in Louisiana. I…

There’s a quote about when you’ve lived your entire life with privilege, equality can feel like persecution.

She could be a bigot, a liar and also a domestic violence victim. I mean, Roman Polanski is a Holocaust survivor who lost his mother to Auschwitz, and also a convicted child rapist.

Dear nice white women who didn’t vote for Trump, please repeat after me: “Melania Trump is not an avatar for my suffering under the Trump presidency. I will stop projecting. Melania Trump is not an avatar for my suffering under the Trump presidency. I will stop projecting.”

JESUS GAVE EVERYONE FISH AND LOAVES BUT ONLY STRAIGHT COUPLE GOT CAKE??

The Supreme Court decision has everyone talking and it goes without saying IANAL, but shouldn’t the whole “I can’t bake your wedding cake because of religion” be an easy case to litigate?

“After spending 24 days in her void, it was announced that Melania Trump would be present at an event honoring Gold Star families tonight. Unfortunately, that event is not open to the press. So we will just have to take their word for it.”

There’s no such thing as a small scattering of freckles like that for people who actually have freckles. All or nothing!!

She looks so lovely but I hope (seriously doubt though) that the frecks are real!

Heels piss me off as I’m running for office. A woman or Dem has never, ever held the office I’m currently running for and I will not try to do this whole fucking thing in high heels. It’s hard enough being a woman doing this, fuck doing what these white men have done for nearly 200 years (in the case of this race)…