I’ll never understand you guys! When we review a car we hate, we’re being negative for clicks and don’t know anything about cars. When we review something we like, we’re obviously being paid by the manufacturer.

Please, one of them is from Maine another Alaska. Pretty sure they can shoot.

Those ladies are unfortunately, headed for the laboratories of Qyburn Incorporated (not a Maester company). And that leaves Dorne sans formal ruler of a regional ruling house. Along with the Stormlands, the Riverlands and kinda the Reach, and kinda the Vale. Its gonna get weird.

Ugh, that totally reminded me of the thing that was bugging me the most while watching last night- how are messages suddenly traveling all over the country at lightning speed? And you are so right in pointing out that the message about Bran is somehow absent. So we’re supposed to believe that messages have arrived at…

If he ever had it on the show, Harrenhal is like, an asset in the same way that like, the Vanderbilt Mansion thing in North Carolina is an asset. It’s oversized, impossible to do upkeep on without endless funds and people, and completely incompatible with current life in Westeros. Out of all the rewards for your…

How did you deal with the original Alfa 4C?

My biggest hope for Sansa while John goes out visiting, is that now we’ve seen the primary Lords of the Vale in the Winterfell crowd, figuring out that Littlefinger ain’t got SHIT and he;s already played all his cards and is now not only hella disposable, but people would probably send her hella fruit baskets for…

Fair point but I do think they taught her to be a better leader. Before she met them, she was just going along with whatever was expected of her but by adopting their lifestyle, she was able to gain some agency and recognize her own value outside of being a wife or mother. Once she was in a position of leadership, she…

Last night I was wondering if Varys is playing so realllllly long game - like what if he’s for the children of the forest?

THANK YOU. Everyone is like, OMG Sansa is so vulnerable now to LF because Jon is leaving. Jon was doing shit-all to protect her before. She was protecting herself, she alone of all of Westeros knows what he wants, and that is the only really stupid move LF has ever made.

I wonder if it occurred to Euron that once Yara is brought before Cersei, she could so easily be like, “Hey, Cersei, my uncle offered you his allegiance and his hand in marriage, right? Did you know that Danaerys was his first choice and that he only came to you because we got to Danaerys first? Also, Danaerys is just…

The same supervillian progression happened in the books, too, so if anyone is at fault, it’s GRRM. Granted, show Euron is way more cartoonish than book Euron (who I thought was WAY creepier and more terrifying).

Ugh, Euron. This show can’t seem to survive without having a savage male villain to chew the scenery in the most over-the-top way. Viserys is nasty, but oops, he’s dead, so here’s Joffrey. What a vicious little beast, amiright? But oops, he’s dead, so here, have a torturing sociopath named Ramsay. But oops, he’s dead,…

Oh, and last thing - it really bothers me that Dany doesn’t have a Dothraki on her council. She’s planning to deploy them to fight for her, so why doesn’t she have at least one representative of their army in her war room? It makes them into tools instead of people, and after spending years with the Khalasar in one…

“[T]he Sand Snakes have consistently been some of the most interesting and compelling characters on the show...” This has to be among the most ridiculous things I have ever seen posted on this site.

Wait, you like the Sandsnakes? I always thought they were the weakest part of the show- very one note, weird dialogue (“but you need the bad pussy!”) that doesn’t flow like anyone else’s lines, a plot that makes very little sense (so the people of Dorne are just going to entirely abandon House Martell and allow…

my predictions

As someone who finds the lives of celebrities about as interesting as ant tracks in the sand; I still liked to read Shade Court from time to time. Because of Kara Brown’s excellent writing and because it’s one of those quintessentially Gawker-ish things, like ‘The Best Restaurant In New York Is...’ or ‘Dog’.

Idea:

Halsey wasn’t trying to ‘shade’ anyone but was outright saying ‘these are the things that annoy me’ and didn’t think she HAD to specify which singers and which songs provided that annoyance. EVERY gay/bi/etc girl I have ever known (including myself) has fucking HATED these ‘I kissed a girl and I liked it, I hope my…