“He’s [Trump] just new to this”. New to what?

IDK, my siblings and I have great relationships with our parents and are all really civic minded and empathetic peoppe but we never got hugged or told we were loved that I can recall. We just werent that kind of family and I know lots of selfish pieces of shit who got cuddled no end.

It’s fucking ridiculous is what it is. They didn’t cover up in Saudi Arabia so why the hell are they doing it with the pope?? If you’re going to stick to your so-called “liberated American woman” guns in one country, why the hell won’t you do it in another? (oh right, ‘cause the brown people are horrible and awful to…

This all seems like a pretty fair response? We don’t have any evidence that he would even be good at doing some sort of political humor/commentary. Its hard for me to fault someone when all they’re saying is “look I just want to do my style of comedy” on their own show.

King Tut would look around the tower and think

“Undocumented immigrant with anchor baby” - mixed media and shit tons of gold Krylon

Planned Parenthoid vs Casey, recently affirmed by the Whole Women’s Health case, says its unconstitutional to place an undue burden on abortion. Making abortion completely inaccessible in your state is the very definition of an undue burden. Also, the First Amendment to the Constitution prevents the establishment of…

Smoking is gross. Indoor smoking is even more gross. Indoor smoking that ruins original art pieces and haute couture gowns people spent months making for these idiots is reprehensible.

Men’s style trends are always along the lines of “wait, men shouldn’t have to do any styling whatsoever.”

I’m always the reason trends switch. As a guy, I was getting rave reviews, to the extent this is possible, for threading my eyebrows. I was so close to a free threading on the punch card.

i think, more than anything, that i wish i had a unibro, without or without a unibrow, so i could hand-me-down my fave umbros to him when he was ready.

The NYT men’s style section is like a goddamn luxury mad libs. Random, haughty, and delightfully ridiculous.

They already excluded Planned Parenthood from their contraception program. After they did that the program never recovered the same level of enrolees. I think this article from the Texas Tribune summarizes it well and the last paragraph is on point:

this is great. i’ve been hate loving nancy for years. my mom and i love to imitate her callers to each other. (in heavy southern accent) “oh nancy i just love you so much. those twins, lucy and john david, are a true blessing from god. they are so beautiful. are they healthy? good great. now...was the head fully…

Are you Ellie?

so what should i make of this?

La Croix. All of them, but especially pampelmousse.

Oh my god - i spent 12 hours in the bahamas and no one was there to wait on me. I had to drink vodka from a bottle.