To paraphrase “THE Bruce Dickinson” ... needs more Bauhaus ...

I’m still like, “OOH! White cherries! ...

Putting aside the nickname, can we all agree that anytime a Las Vegas player gets a hat trick, all patrons over the age of twelve get a “happy ending” in the parking lot after the game ...

My mom’s family is from Quebec, and that’s exactly how they pronounce it ...

Does this mean Gawker will be forced to divest Drew’s ALL CAPS key ?

“Tom cannot f@#&ing throw the ball and fellate the defense attorney at the same time ...”

Well, except for spelling ...

“Some hipster is gonna try to bring it back. He’ll be an artisanal serial killer. He’ll cut people with an antique fish knife and violate them with a bottle of switchel. Then he’ll plant a fern by the body and declare that the killing was sustainable.”

“Jesus just left Chicago, and he’s bound for New Orleans” ...