lol cmon it’s all made a liiiiittle bit weirder by the fact that Marsali calls Jamie “Daddy”, no? >_<

no, they’re not actually related. i was making a joke/observation.

soooo, Jamie’s surrogate son is now married to his surrogate daughter and nobody’s batting an eye, eh? okay! (i’ve accepted weirder premises on this show before!) [/shrug]

listen, i don’t blame Marseli for wanting to get with Fergus so badly she jumps him in the dirty bowels of the ship. i mean... LOOK AT THIS THING....

i thought it was probably going to be a car too! but this was so much better.

i teared up twice THIS EPISODE: first when Max breaks down and tells Sam that she’s the best mom ever, then again at the end of the dance number when they’re all applauding themselves. what a truly lovely way to end this season.

i also have mixed feelings about her extremely close relationship with Louie, but after hearing that she fired their shared manager (Dave Becky) it makes me hopeful for next season.

she just did an hour-long stand-up special for Showtime that was very, very funny: http://www.sho.com/titles/3439345/tiffany-haddish-she-ready-from-the-hood-to-hollywood 

you better check yo’self Perkins, ‘cuz Tiffany Haddish doing Cardi B (with Chris Redd as Offset) was probably the single funniest moment of the season for me so far!

i had a stupid fight with my own obsessive Jewish mom earlier this week and after she sent me an apology (via text, but we’ll take it) i sent her a link to “Heinous Bitch” and we were able to laugh about how much we drive each other nuts.

i made a thing >_<

real talk: i laughed so hard my dog jumped out of my lap.

yes, you’ve described the LITERAL meaning of the songs. i was describing the METAPHORICAL meanings. (ie: Paula’s only interested in that guy because he was charming and paid attention to her, which her husband hadn’t been doing. Rebecca is throwing herself at a guy to try and make herself feel better because the man…

bahahahaha as a busty Jewess myself, as soon as Rebecca pulled out that tiny, lacy bra i shook my head and scoffed, “pfffffft, absolutely not, there’s not a chance in hell that thing is anywhere near the correct size.” i actually stood up and CLAPPED AT THE TV when she told him it was like two delicate pieces of…

His Status Is Preferred and Strip It All Away are essentially the same song: they have identical melodies (sing both of those titles in your head) and they have the same motivation. (Paula and Rebecca are both singing a song about sleeping with a man for the wrong reasons.)

also: WHERE IS TRENT AND WHAT IS HE PLOTTING????????

err, no, the actual French word for “revenge” is vengeance. (which she pronounces, kinda badly, then says the line about cheese and preferring ruh-vunge.)

iiiiii’m just gonna leave this here:

hi, um, if Rebecca doesn’t wanna fuck Cappie, can i pls have him? kthx.

just wanted to pop in to say that the actress they cast as Teenage Kate is doing some stellar work; every single time she’s on-screen she pulls a face or a micro-mannerism that makes her seem like a DEAD RINGER for future Chrissy Metz.