welp if you actually watched the show you’d know they already addressed this last season. Maura won’t be doing any more physical transitioning stuff bc the meds and surgery could interfere with her heart.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET US GET BACK TO GEILLIS SOON.

ohhh Joanie Joanie Joanie - that pained look of sadness/disappointment/ennui she sports after Donna repeats her “you’re fearless!” spiel is SO familiar to me. my mom gets the same way after a few glasses of vino and i am almost positive we’ve had the same exchange, verbatim.

really stunning cinematography in this episode, esp those family beach shots right at the end.

didn’t she sign the divorce papers giving her like, almost no alimony or something? (because she was too dim to realize how much living in an apartment in LA actually costs?)

Janet Varney is a comedic GENIUS tho. Becca might be the worrrrrst mom ever but she *always* makes me laugh; and her cucking Vernon so hardcore like that was some funny-ass shit. 😝

• Eleanor’s still open to hooking up with both Chidi and Tahani in this new Good Place.

eh, i feel like B- was a little harsh. i’d put it more in the B/B+ range. that moment where Lindsey falls ass-over-teakettle for Edgar’s player/neg monologue was adorable. they’re fooling themselves if they think that shit is gonna stay casual for long.

found the guy who didn’t read the review.

what the actual heck? i posted this comment on the Outlander recap but for some reason it ended up here. (my criticism still applies though.)

why is this recap (which was posted at 8pm last night) allllllllllll the way down the page, instead of up near the top with the new reviews?

i’d let Pedro eat my pussy while i was on the phone with my mom. CUZ DAMN SON. 👀

it’s a bowler, not a fedora.

also interesting: in the “good day” storyline Ilana is wearing the same outfit she’s wearing in the series pilot. (i thiiiink Abbi’s is the same too? but my memory’s fuzzier on hers.)

ummmmm IS ANYONE GONNA TALK ABOUT HOT RIPPED BEVERS AND STRAIGHT(ish) JAIME IN THE UPSIDE DOWN?

i love Outlander to pieces but i think the show really drags when Claire and Jamie aren’t in the same time zone. i can only handle so many episodes of cross-era pining, y’know? hopefully the show figures out a way to tackle this problem sooner rather than later

lol @ Jimmy finally having real facial hair so he doesn’t have to wear his fake spy stuff anymore.

ain’t nothin’ “semi” about that mania, friends.

it will never not be weird to me that THIS CUTIE is supposed to be playing the evil, sadistic, stupid son of a cartel boss. (to be fair, i think he’s doing a pretty good job in the role, but still. this image almost never leaves my head every time Arturo Castro appears on-screen.)

Issa turned down the first drink but then ordered a whisky at the table and got hammied. (also, please GOD don’t let her be pregnant, because that cliché is NOT the way this season should end.)