Except when you ask them for ‘mixed box’ and instead of giving you a random assortment that includes every single flavour, they give you 10 of 5 different flavours (of course the shitty ones no one likes). Hey those chocolate filled ones with sprinkles on the poster look awesome — I wonder why there are absolutely…

So I guess you’re the monster responsible for why they’re all out of the chocolate Timbits!!

Bees! Save yourself your weapons are useless

First crash of the day at Fontana.

They don’t smoke when the valves are properly adjusted and you have good valve seals. As a Mercedes diesel aficionado, it just seems like they all do because Mercedes diesel owners are usually incredibly cheap people who don’t properly maintain their vehicles/try to get by with minimum maintenance.

The center pod on Fiestas and Focuses (Foci?) is horrific. I don’t understand why they need so many buttons and why they have to be so goddamned big. Know what they remind me of? Old people remote controls! And that lock button isn’t a rocker that unlocks to the left and locks to the right? What the actual fuck?

Buy one for 600 bucks
Take it to MOAB

Don’t forget me!

Two door SUVs never forget

14MPG? Holy cow, I thought the 18MPG of a stock 4 liter WJ was acceptable back in the day but that’s gotta weight much more than an XJ. Are large tires that big of a detriment to efficiency?

my the Jeep Gods be with you. you did pack a spare NSS and CPS, right??

I would like to buy this man a beer and give him a plaque or something. Great job.

Well fucking done, Damn...It looks great

Thanks. “Miss Sally” there is getting an engine swap by next year to the hotter 2.3L from either an SVO or a T-Bird Turbo Coupe. Muhahaha.

These are truly wonderful times we live in.

Alright here is my plan to solve the dieselgate scandal:

Volkswagen has apologized profusely, but seldom effectively;