Who can forget the ChiChi’s commercial with the guy stealing the salsa from the restaurant with his homemade vacuum setup:

Coach Steve?

C’mon, he’s at the all star game in DC...maybe he’s a fan of the Mariners/Phillies/Braves like the fans around him. <Checks Wikipedia> Shit, he was born in DC. We can’t be forced to root against the Nats just because of this POS can we?

What a great picture...as Kendrick stomps on the plate all the blurry Dodger fans in the background going thru the assorted we-have-lost-this-game reactions: sitting and staring off in disbelief, arms crossed or hands on hips not knowing what else to do, hands near mouth in shock, a surrender cobra, exiting the…

i get the meme reference to typing like that to be mockingly overdramatic, but is it hard to type like that or is there an app/plugin/service that does it for you?

those he has, he needs a big spoon.

pizza at suppertime!!!!

And then I stopped reading the article. The Hangover was funny and was a huge success.  If you can’t appreciate it, I have no need for your opinions on anything else.

can Josh Norman play QB? Becasue he sure as shit can’t play DB.

can Josh Norman play QB? Because he sure as shit can’t play DB.

LaCroix key lime is the best lime seltzer. I know lacroix aint that special after all the competitors jumped on the seltzer bandwagon, and most lacroix flavors dont have much flavor (including regular lime) but key lime is where it’s at!

and make it snappy!

It looks like the Sharpie they used to decorate their bag masks.

“What a shame. why isn’t anyone roasting some skewered opossums or swollen cans of expired beans?”

Agreed.

During first three episodes, I was watching for location clues, but didn’t see any until this episode: the Clemson sports bar/fans and several South Carolina license plates on vehicles (a police officer might call that a clue).

Be sure to pick up a caps-lock or a shift key while you are there.

“Mr. McQuade, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and…

WTF did I just read? Why do I feel like the principal in Billy Madison?

was it really that hard to find a header image of an actual airport security line, versus a stock photo of a rent-a-cop running security at an office building?