At what point are people going to realize that bikeshars/scootershare startups dockless or not are just a money grab of venture and municipal seed funds? They’re not going to ever be successful, despite their promises of “democratized mobility” and “green urban transportation alternatives”. They’re *supposed* to fail…

Hold my beer.

First plane to second plane:

Looks like the rockets meant to launch the cab clear of impact went off due to the sudden deceleration, but were not able to function properly while submerged in water.

Invite us over for the weekend?

The new Click n Clack? Awesome. I will have to see what problems I can come up with.

Or scenario 3: Todd bumped it into neutral by accident and does not want to admit this to Terry. Fuckin’ Todd!

The one in my car would really throw them off.  It’s aftermarket and doesn’t show the shift pattern.

The next generation of Fast and the Furious will just be a ride-share app.

Don’t forget to do the rotors too.

He may give great blowjobs but he also makes you look huge while giving you a handjob with his tiny hands.

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth. -Mike Tyson

Make

From allaboutbirds.org...American Robin ID...

Fast forward a month...

Exactly this. My mother drives a B-Class in Bermuda, mostly because it meets the displacement restrictions, had enough creature comforts, and wasn’t a scooter/motorbike like everyone else prefers there.

“a minivan can’t be hustled at illegal speeds around corners”

I am a middle-aged white lady but I would love to show up and use my “let me speak to your manager” powers for good.

If you own a $40 million yacht and have no better place to put it than fucking Ohio, you deserve anything that’s coming to you.

I am curious who wrote that statement for him. Guy doesn’t seem like the type to use terms like “dehumanizing” and “unhealthy mindset.”