Deliberately breaking a rule to get an advantage is the definition of cheating.

The Moment The Pirates Reached The Playoffs

See! We need Goodell to take a more proactive stance on this!

His next step should be replacing the current pigskin with a softer alternative.

Damn right. Mobile is the future. We live in the post-PC world.

Yes, you're right: the best way to make a margarita is to make some whole other drink. Shut up.

Yeah. Chris warren, Brian Blades and Joey Galloway, if healthy, will take them to the top.

RELATED: MLB doesn't have an embeddable vid yet, but this Leonys Martin throw is fucking nutso.

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All good instruction. I would add that, except for the cheese, the fillings should all be hot, or at least warm, when put into the omelet. If you throw them in straight from the refrigerator, they will stop the egg from cooking and you will have uncooked egg on the inside covering your still-cold fillings.

Nick Saban runs such a great program because he's all about intense focus. You see it every year at his camp: concentration.

So, there's this guy in my office, and he "drinks" the remaining salad dressing in his bowl.

Not counting OJ...what past sports related story if happened today would blow up Twitter most? Munich Olympics? Black Sox scandal? Monica Seles getting shanked? Kerrigan/Harding? I know i am forgetting something big/crazy....

I'm a recent New Hampshire transplant now working in Texas. How long do I have to wait before I legitimately call people back home pussies for complaining about three consecutive 90-degree days?

Uhh, rushing yards bro.

If you're a Russian player of any worth, why would you ever stay in the NHL?

"She is rather large and we're going keep her overnight for observation, but I see no reason to say that your daughter can't someday shop at Wal-Mart in a giant fucking Tweety Bird t-shirt."

One easy way to avoid having to skewer the meat and the veggies separately is to sweat the veggies with olive oil, chopped garlic, fresh rosemary, dry thyme and fresh oregano. Put the squash/zucchini, bell peppers, red onion and yellow onion in a saucier with your olive oil herb mixture and toss to coat, turn the heat…

Chad must've fallen asleep at the beginning of the trial and missed the announcement that "The Honorable Fanny McSorebottoms is now presiding."