Frankly weird that the breakfast burrito hasn’t replaced all other breakfast foods.

Nearly everyone restaurant in Chicago that isn’t a national chain cuts its thin crust pizza into squares.  This is the proper way to cut pizza.

Well I like it!

Their pro football coverage is outstanding. I have no reservations about saying that openly. Also, thank you.

now comes the hard part. governing with the established imbalance of local government services and pre-established contracts with the influence of various business entities, and local political figures who want their old school graft to continue unabated.

First step: cut a hole in a box.

Albert, please never stop writing blogs like this.

Coffee (just regular coffee, not an espresso-based drink) should have half and half in it, or it should be black.  Both are good, but there is no middle ground.

:(

“Right now my kitchen sink contains a soiled cutting board that has been languishing in there for at least 48 hours;”

Yeah, but that’s like 27 in dog feet.

Talk about burying the lede tho lol

Other hacks: if someone drops their wallet on the ground, you don’t have to turn it into the police right away -- you can take the money out, and turn it in and say you found it like that! 

I give this trade one thumb up.

Ask yourself 2 questions.

do we know, was it love at first sight?

Everything is awful.

jeez what a chowderhead

It’s like the old saying - people in glass houses shouldn’t throw minestrones.

Throwing soup is borscht league.