She legit looks like Serena Joy to me. 😂 Why does she wear all these creepy Handmaid's Tale looking dresses/capes/jackets only on the shoulders!?

I love the theory of this outfit (retro, unexpected, interesting color combinations) but I HATE. So much. I’m not sure if it’s actually the outfit or just the association. 

Camilla looks better than Melania. It’s not the dress or anything. She looks like a real human being. Melania looks like overly made up and tense. Charles looks like he’s about to melt into the carpet. So appropriate for the occasion.

Reminded me of Gilead fashion.

:weeping:

Oh, can you imagine? And Michelle looks so good in yellow!!

Let’s remember together!

It takes a bold person to walk into a clothing store and say “I want to look like a Peep when I leave.”

I’ll be honest, I’m really excited about Melania competing in the next “Running Man” competition. I think she could take out Buzzsaw and Subzero, but I admit that Captain Freedom is going to be pretty hard to beat.

+6/24 shooting

I want to know about the chicken and rabbit tchotkes. Is their whole house like that, covered in knick knacks?

Later that day. . . .

Her heels are way too high — that make it look like her ankles are broken, and also I personally find Louboutins tacky af.

damn, that’s good. you took out few with that shot.

Jackie O > 100,000 Melania’s every day.

Well, she does love a rapist.

“She’s So High” begins to play in the background.”

She said my name!

I think that the man is so terrified that she’ll get fat that he implanted a small explosive device in the back of her neck that will explode if she fails to use the Peloton regularly and so she obsessively records her rides so he knows she is complying. It would explain the terror. After awhile, she develops…

Uh, since no one’s posted this apparently...