Inspired. I was with you the whole way.

If you want to be a shoes-off abode, you better damn well have carpeting and adequate rug coverage. None of this “come walk around unshod on my busted hardwood or tile floors” garbage.

My child’s godparents are posting and sharing reprehensible things with the public that make me wish I had a time machine. It just makes me so very sad.

What else does $200,000 buy?

Nothing makes me happier than knowing just how much my fat body irks them!

Sharpies- the best tool for signing glossy portraits for fans!

There was a “How to Survive the Trumpocalypse” public meeting in my city last night.

Why would he have turned toward her at that moment anyway? It looks like he may have said or mouthed something to her. Ugh.

Yes, you should! And Peggy Moffitt (model and muse), too!

And also completely ripped off Rudi Gernreich:

https://www.amazon.com/My-Wonderful-World-Fashion-Creating/dp/1856696324

Exhibit I- Trump referred to Melania as “something” & “that” (not “her” or “my wife” or “I acknowledge that Melanie is a sentient human being”:

Donald is just a truly shitty husband. Exhibit H: He doesn’t even wait for Melania to exit the vehicle so he can walk with her/escort her up the stairs. Like school on Saturday— NO CLASS.

Ice blue was a perfect choice cuz that bish FROSTY AF.

The reds not matching is like sand in my vagina— totally unnecessary and absolutely irritating.

There is something very “Hot Dog on a Stick” about this ensemble. And, coincidentally, vertical impalement would be a very fitting look for her, too!

Casablanca Antique is very Edward Gorey, no?

Whoa, that is something. And I am just going to go on record that I actually enjoy Paris Hilton’s ill-fated single, “Stars Are Blind.” Sexy baby voice > creepy sexy robot baby voice

“Donald Trump’s signature has absolutely no curves, only angles. Curves in handwriting show softness, nurturing and a maternal nature. Angles show a writer who is feeling angry, determined, fearful, competitive or challenged. When a script is completely devoid of curves, the writer lacks empathy and craves power,…

Uh, isn’t all baby powder out of vogue in light of the carcinogen links? http://www.cancer.org/cancer/cancercauses/othercarcinogens/athome/talcum-powder-and-cancer