On the upside, anyone of us could be writing the future version of The Diary of Anne Frank! Just make sure you spring for the acid-free radioactivity-resistant pages :/

A box of Dixon Ticonderoga pencils and a stack of yellow legal pads =ultimate productivity

I once removed an ink tag from a white dress (that I purchased and took home not knowing the tag was still on). I think I may have used a magnet? but I found a bunch of online demos and followed the one with the tag that looked most alike.

It was, and it was subtle music trolling, as was the Bruce Springsteen outro. Both have been vocally, outwardly critical of Trump and are about the biggest you can get as far as musicians go, with incredible longevity to boot. I appreciated it.

You know how the old rhyme goes:

Here we go:

She absolutely should have gone with the aqua. Love the Fortuny cape and drape. The purple velvet would have been better with a split sleeve like this:

Eh, she looks alright here: (and is DEFINITELY confirmed pregnant)

Could be THE LITERAL WORST. Worse than anal by several nightmarish millimeters.

Any higher-end consignment shops near you? Great place to score a handbag that is quality but doesn’t have sticker shock.

https://www.rawstory.com/2017/01/5-year-old-girl-killed-by-celebratory-gunfire-just-minutes-into-new-years-day/

And parents are not and should not be expected to be some infinite wellspring of patience and forgiveness in the face of threats or incidents of interpersonal physical harm or serious property destruction or theft. Most parents have zero training in true conflict resolution, mental healthcare, or rehabilitation.…

Terrible posture, then and now. Standing up straight ‘takes off’ 10 lbs immediately.

My 7 year old bit a boy on the shoulder when he grabbed her from the front, pinning both of her arms and squeezing her. Both kids got in trouble, my daughter scolded especially for not “using her words.” I told my daughter that she had my permission to defend herself in any way she sees fit.

And furthermore, why not name the fuckwit outright? Name and shame all the Toms of the world.

Or a “Wetlands”-inspired wedding.

Both she and Prince Phillip are suffering from “hard colds” with speculation that it’s actually pneumonia. Pretty hard to kick for the aged.

I used to say “Enjoy your holiday.” No presumption, but sometimes I would throw a little extra spit behind the “your” for the Jeebus peeps.

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And you are NOT any better of a human for bringing that child who is “incompatible with life” to term. You don’t get a fucking award. The child most often suffers before expiring. What an existence! All for the benefit of the parent(s) with no regard of quality of life of the child. The smug self-righteousness…